i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
His headphones aren’t even plugged in
trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering
Even his tweets are wonderful
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
Intense staredown with Jared Leto. [x]
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever